My younger sister is lazy. She's not fat, just lazy. She's tall and skinny except for a little spare tire around her waist that could be eliminated with a few sit-ups everyday. Sometimes I tease her about it, and she just laughs and says, "I can't help it. It's my nature to be lazy." One day she was lounging around on the couch--as usual--in shorts and her bathing suit top, when I saw her look down at her gut and shake her head. I just gave her a puzzled look. She looked at me and said, "You know, I just looked down at my stomach and thought 'mmm. Porkumstein.'"--KIO